Thursday, July 31, 2008
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Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Serial Blasts in India
Friday, July 25, 2008
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Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Monday, July 14, 2008
ICICI Defaulters
Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.
Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!'
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.
An hour later Rajiv turns to his wife and asks, 'Mona, did we pay our Rs 5lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank?'
'No, sweetheart,' she responds.
Rajiv, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, 'Mona, did we pay our ICICI Bank Master Card balance yet?'
'Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque,' she says.
'One last thing, Mona. Did you remember to send cheques for the ICICI auto loan to them this month?' he asks.
'Oh, forgive me, Rajiv,' begged Mona. 'I didn't send that one, either.'
Rajiv grabs her and gives her the biggest hug in 40 years. Mona pulls away and asks him, 'So, why did you hug me?'
Rajiv answers, 'They'll find us!'
Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!'
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.
An hour later Rajiv turns to his wife and asks, 'Mona, did we pay our Rs 5lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank?'
'No, sweetheart,' she responds.
Rajiv, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, 'Mona, did we pay our ICICI Bank Master Card balance yet?'
'Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque,' she says.
'One last thing, Mona. Did you remember to send cheques for the ICICI auto loan to them this month?' he asks.
'Oh, forgive me, Rajiv,' begged Mona. 'I didn't send that one, either.'
Rajiv grabs her and gives her the biggest hug in 40 years. Mona pulls away and asks him, 'So, why did you hug me?'
Rajiv answers, 'They'll find us!'
Anatomy class
First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were attending their first Anatomy class, with a real dead pig. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a White sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a Doctor:
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving The animal body'. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, Stuck his finger in the butt of the dead pig, withdrew it and stuck his Finger in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his Students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead pig And sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The Second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle Finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.. Life's Tough, but it's even tougher if you're stupid.'
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving The animal body'. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, Stuck his finger in the butt of the dead pig, withdrew it and stuck his Finger in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his Students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead pig And sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The Second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle Finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.. Life's Tough, but it's even tougher if you're stupid.'
God's Wife?
An eye witness account from New York City , on a cold day in December, some years ago: A little boy, about 10-years-old, was standing before a shoe store on the roadway, barefooted, peering through the window, and shivering with cold.
A lady approached the young boy and said, 'My, but you're in such deep thought staring in that window!'
'I was asking God to give me a pair of shoes,'was the boy's reply
The lady took him by the hand, went into the store, and asked the clerk to get half a dozen pairs of socks for the boy. She then asked if he could give her a basin of water and a towel. He quickly brought them to her.
She took the little fellow to the back part of the store and, removing her gloves, knelt down, washed his little feet, and dried them with the towel.
By this time, the clerk had returned with the socks. Placing a pair upon the boy's feet, she purchased him a pair of shoes.
She tied up the remaining pairs of socks and gave them to him. She patted him on the head and said, 'No doubt, you will be more comfortable now.'
As she turned to go, the astonished kid caught her by the hand, and looking up into her face, with tears in his eyes, asked her .
'Are you God's wife?'
A lady approached the young boy and said, 'My, but you're in such deep thought staring in that window!'
'I was asking God to give me a pair of shoes,'was the boy's reply
The lady took him by the hand, went into the store, and asked the clerk to get half a dozen pairs of socks for the boy. She then asked if he could give her a basin of water and a towel. He quickly brought them to her.
She took the little fellow to the back part of the store and, removing her gloves, knelt down, washed his little feet, and dried them with the towel.
By this time, the clerk had returned with the socks. Placing a pair upon the boy's feet, she purchased him a pair of shoes.
She tied up the remaining pairs of socks and gave them to him. She patted him on the head and said, 'No doubt, you will be more comfortable now.'
As she turned to go, the astonished kid caught her by the hand, and looking up into her face, with tears in his eyes, asked her .
'Are you God's wife?'
India - Leave Planning
Leave apply on the below dates:
If u apply one day leave on the below date, u can get around 4 to 5 days leave..
BECAUSE
August
October
December
Date :Holidays by default.
Date :Holidays to be applied.
If u apply one day leave on the below date, u can get around 4 to 5 days leave..
| DATE | DAY | LEAVE DATE | DAYS |
| 14th august | Thursday | 14,15,16,17 | 4 days leave |
| 3rd October | Friday | 1,2,3,4,5 | 5 days leave |
| 24th October | Friday | 24,25,26,27 | 4 days leave |
| 26th December | Friday | 25,26,27,28 | 4 days leave |
BECAUSE
| date | day | Festival / holiday |
| 15-Aug-08 | friday | Independence day |
| 1-october-08 | wednesday | ramzan |
| 2-october-08 | thursday | Gandhi jayanthi |
| 27- October-08 | monday | deepavali |
| 25-december-08 | thursday | x-mas |
| 01-january-09 | thursday | New-year |
August
| Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday | Friday | Saturday | Sunday |
| | | | | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
| 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 |
| 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |
October
| Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday | Friday | Saturday | Sunday |
| | | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 |
| 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 |
| 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 |
| 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | | |
December
| Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday | Friday | Saturday | Sunday |
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
| 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 |
| 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 |
| 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 |
| 29 | 30 | 31 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |
Date :Holidays by default.
Date :Holidays to be applied.
Saturday, July 12, 2008
Bank Robbery
A man walks in a bank, gets in line and when it is his turn he pulls out a gun and robs the bank! Just to make sure he
leaves no witnesses, he turns around and asks the next customer in line, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The customer replies, "Yes"
The bank robber raises his gun, points it to the customer's head and BANG, shoots him in the head and kills him. He quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the man. "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man calmly responds, "No, but my wife did!"
leaves no witnesses, he turns around and asks the next customer in line, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The customer replies, "Yes"
The bank robber raises his gun, points it to the customer's head and BANG, shoots him in the head and kills him. He quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the man. "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man calmly responds, "No, but my wife did!"
Awesome Presence of Mind
John works in a supermarket. A man came in and asked John for half a kilogram of butter. The boy told him they only sold 1 kg packets of butter, but the man was persistent. The boy said he`d go ask his manager what to do.
John walked into the back room and said, "There`s a bloody fellow out there who wants to buy only half a kilo of butter." As he finished saying this he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half."
The manager finished the deal and later said to John, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet, and I like it a lot. Which place are you from
John replied, "I`m from Mexico , sir."
"Oh really? Why did you leave Mexico ?" asked the manager.
John replied, "They`re all just prostitutes and soccer players
up there."
"My wife is from Mexico ," the manager said.
John replied, "Which team did she play for?"
John walked into the back room and said, "There`s a bloody fellow out there who wants to buy only half a kilo of butter." As he finished saying this he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half."
The manager finished the deal and later said to John, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet, and I like it a lot. Which place are you from
John replied, "I`m from Mexico , sir."
"Oh really? Why did you leave Mexico ?" asked the manager.
John replied, "They`re all just prostitutes and soccer players
up there."
"My wife is from Mexico ," the manager said.
John replied, "Which team did she play for?"
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Tuesday, July 08, 2008
Conversation on an Airplane
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on an airplane that was leaving Chicago O'Hare. The stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know', said the stranger, 'How about nuclear power?'
'OK', she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
The little girl then asks, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know', said the stranger, 'How about nuclear power?'
'OK', she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
The little girl then asks, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?'
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Office Romance
In the wake of two shocking incidents that took place in Bangalore and Hyderabad, couples committing suicide because of extra-marital affairs with their colleagues, I just thought of writing a small article on how to avoid such incidents. This is really a serious matter and if not dealt on at an early stage could lead to such incidents in our personal life too. I have done research on human behavior and psychology and am trying to put-in some text which may (or may not) be helpful to you. Never-the-less I feel it's worth knowing such things and if possible every individual can make a conscious effort to more or less follow the same.
Read on ..
Read on ..
Monday, July 07, 2008
Room for Rent - Only for Malayalees
Room for Rent
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Contact : Palarivattom Sasi
Mobile : 9786786991
Fax : 0463- 1233
email : Palari_Sasi@hotmail.com
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Flashback
Oru Rathri Palarivattom Sasi kaattil ottapettu poyi....
Avante kayyil anenkil ake oru Kathi mathrame ullu...
Avanu rathri tamasikkan oru shelter venam...
But kaattil evidunnu shelter??? Sasi enthu cheyyum koottukare ???
Ningalkku valla idea yum undo???
Atleast Airtel enkilum undo?
but nammude sasi ara mon .....
avan kathiyeduthu aduthulla marathil veeti....
"vettonnu- muri randu" ennanallo pazhamozhi....
angane aa muriyil avan thamasikki....!!!
pinneyum oru muri bakkiyundallo.....
aa muri Rent nu kodukkan teerumanichu......
If any one want that Room pls contact Sasi....
The Wal-Mart Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't! The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't! The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
Free calls to India are not over - double rebtel credit
Another VOIP Blogger Vinay mentioned saying free calls to India are over and he has suggested few cheap calling solutions.
But, I have been using this hack for almost 1 month for making free calls to India. You can also do the same.
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140 Minutes of free calls to Dominican Republic
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Friday, July 04, 2008
Useful tips for communication with client - For Indians
Slideshow transcript
Slide 1: 1
Slide 2: Client Call…WORRIED??? 2
Slide 3: Here are some tips……… 3
Slide 4: Dealing with clients…….. Dealing with any clients in services is an art. In the case of IT, we primarily deal with American and UK clients. It is useful to know how English language works with them. Some of us may hesitate to speak to the client, because we are not confident. ‘Practice makes you confident’ “Practice these tips…….” 4
Slide 5: Tips….. Indian Context Int’nl Clients Context Do not write "the same" in an It is better written simply email - it makes little as: sense to them. Example - I will try to Example: I will try to organize the project organize the project artifacts and inform you of artifacts and inform you the same when it is done when that is done 5
Slide 6: Tips contd…. Indian Context Int’nl Clients Context Do not write or say, "I have …. The term "Doubt" is used some doubts on this in the sense of doubting issue" someone The correct usage (for clients) is: …..We use this term ‘coz I have few questions on in Indian context this issue the word for "doubt“ and a "question" is the same. 6
Slide 7: Tips contd…. Indian Context Int’nl Clients Context The term "regard" is They usually do not say not used much in "regarding this issue" American English. or "with regard to this". Simply use, "about this issue". 7
Slide 8: Tips contd…. Indian Context Int’nl Clients Context Do not say "Pardon" The word "Pardon" is when you want unusual for them and someone to repeat is somewhat formal. what they said. Therefore you can use “kindly repeat” 8
Slide 9: Tips contd…. Indian Context Int’nl Clients Context Americans do not They only understand 75% understand most of the of what we speak and Indian accent immediately then interpret the rest. Therefore try not to use shortcut terms such as Use the expanded "Cannot" "Can't" or "Don't". or "Do not". 9
Slide 10: Tips contd…. Indian Context Int’nl Clients Context Do not use the term It is better to say "The "screwed up" situation is messed liberally. If a situation up". is not good, Do not use words such as "shucks“ or "pissed off". 10
Slide 11: Tips contd…. Int’nl Clients Context As a general matter of form, Indians interrupt each other constantly in meetings - DO NOT INTERRUPT a client when they are speaking. Over the phone, there could be delays but wait for a short time before responding. 11
Slide 12: Tips contd…. When explaining some complex issue, stop occasionally and ask "Does that make sense?". This is preferable than "Did you understand me?" 12
Slide 13: Tips contd…. Indian Context Int’nl Clients Context In email communications, Eg:-You have entered a use proper punctuation. new bug (the popup not showing up) in the defect tracking system; we To explain something, could not reproduce it - without breaking your flow although, a screenshot use semicolons, hyphens would help. or parentheses. (Notice that a reference to the actual bug is added in parenthesis so that the sentence flow is not broken. Break a long sentence using such punctuation). 13
Slide 14: Tips contd…. Indian Context Int’nl Clients Context When you say, In American English, a mail is a posted letter. An email "I have mailed the is electronic mail. information to you", it means you’ve sent an actual letter or package The correct usage is: through the postal system. "I have emailed the information to you" 14
Slide 15: Tips contd…. Indian Context Int’nl Clients Context To "prepone" an There is no actual word appointment is an called prepone. Indian usage. You can "advance" an appointment 15
Slide 16: Tips contd…. Indian Context Int’nl Clients Context In the term "N-tier The correct Architecture" or "3-tier pronunciation is "tea- Architecture", the yar". word "tier" is NOT The "ti" is pronounced pronounced as as "tea". "Tyre". 16
Slide 17: Tips contd…. Indian Context Int’nl Clients Context The usages They use these as "September End", "End of September", "Month End", "Day "End of Month“ or End" are not "End of Day". understood well by Americans. 17
Slide 18: Tips contd…. Indian Context Int’nl Clients Context For time - when they "Quarter Of One”…. … say the time is…. . they mean the time is 1:15. Better to ask them the exact time and time zone. 18
Slide 19: Tips contd…. Indian Context Int’nl Clients Context We commonly use the terms These are not correct; "Today Evening" "Today" means "This Day" where the Day stands for "Today Night" Daytime. "Yesterday Night" and Therefore "Today Night" is "Yesterday Evening". confusing. The correct usages are: "This Evening", "Tonight” "Last Night" and "Last Evening". 19
Slide 20: Tips contd…. Indian Context Int’nl Clients Context There is no word called You “update” "Updation". Avoid somebody. saying "Updation". Eg:-You wait for updates to happen to the database. 20
Slide 21: Tips contd…. Indian Context Int’nl Clients Context Do not say "Sir". Do not call When you talk to someone women "Madam". for the first time, refer to them as they refer to you. In America, the first conversation usually starts by using the first name. Therefore you can use the “first name” of a client. 21
Slide 22: Tips contd…. It is usual convention in initial emails (particularly technical) to expand abbreviations, Eg: We are planning to use the Java API For Registry (JAXR). After mentioning the expanded form once, subsequently you can use the abbreviation. 22
Slide 23: Tips contd…. Make sure you always have a subject in your emails and that the “subject is relevant”. Do not use a subject line such as HI . 23
Slide 24: Tips contd…. Indian Context Int’nl Clients Context Avoid using back, instead of "Back“…. …Use "ago". Back is the worst word for American. (For Days use "Ago", For hours use "before") 24
Slide 25: Tips contd…. Indian Context Int’nl Clients Context Avoid using…. Use… “BUT" … …. "However". "YESTERDAY" … …. "Last day". …. "Next day". "TOMORROW" … 25
Slide 26: Tips contd…. Read English news papers Watch English Movies Watch International English News Channels Communicate in English to your colleagues while at work. ….These medium helps you to improve your diction as well as confidence. 26
Slide 27: Client Call…WORRIED??? …..Now, NOT ANYMORE… 27
The Dangers Of Plastic Bags
Slideshow transcript
Slide 1: Data released by the United States Environmental Protection Agency shows that somewhere between 500 billion and a trillion plastic bags are consumed worldwide each year. National Geographic News September 2, 2003
Slide 2: Less than 1% of bags are recycled. It cost more to recycle a bag than to produce a new one. - Christian Science Monitor News Paper
Slide 3: “There's harsh economics behind bag recycling: It costs $4,000 to process and recycle 1 ton of plastic bags, which can then be sold on the commodities market for $32” - Jared Blumenfeld (Director of San Francisco's Department of the Environment)
Slide 4: Then… Where Do They Go?
Slide 5: A study in 1975, showed oceangoing vessels together dumped 8 million pounds of plastic annually. The real reason that the world's landfills weren't overflowing with plastic was because most of it ended up in an ocean-fill - U.S. National Academy of Sciences
Slide 6: Bags get blown around…
Slide 7: …to different parts of our lands
Slide 8: …and to our seas, lakes and rivers.
Slide 9: Bags find their way into the sea via drains and sewage pipes - CNN.com/tecnhology November 16, 2007
Slide 10: Plastic bags have been found floating north of the Arctic Circle near Spitzbergen, and as far south as the Falkland Islands - British Antarctic Survey
Slide 11: Plastic bags account for over 10 percent of the debris washed up on the U.S. coastline - National Marine Debris Monitoring Program
Slide 12: Plastic bags photodegrade: Over time they break down into smaller, more toxic petro-polymers - CNN.com/tecnhology November 16, 2007
Slide 13: which eventually contaminate soils and waterways - CNN.com/tecnhology November 16, 2007
Slide 14: As a consequence microscopic particles can enter the food chain - CNN.com/tecnhology November 16, 2007
Slide 15: The effect on wildlife can be catastrophic - World Wildlife Fund Report 2005
Slide 16: Birds become terminally entangled - World Wildlife Fund Report 2005
Slide 18: Nearly 200 different species of sea life including whales, dolphins, seals and turtles die due to plastic bags - World Wildlife Fund Report 2005
Slide 19: They die after ingesting plastic bags which they mistake for food - World Wildlife Fund Report 2005
Slide 20: So… What do we do?
Slide 21: If we use a cloth bag, we can save 6 bags a week
Slide 22: That's 24 bags a month
Slide 23: That's 288 bags a year
Slide 24: That's 22,176 bags in an average life time
Slide 25: If just 1 out of 5 people in our country did this we would save 1,330,560,000,000 bags over our life time
Slide 26: Bangladesh has banned plastic bags - MSNBC.com March 8, 2007
Slide 27: China has banned free plastic bags - CNN.com/asia January 9, 2008
Slide 28: Ireland took the lead in Europe, taxing plastic bags in 2002 and have now reduced plastic bag consumption by 90% - BBC News August 20, 2002
Slide 29: In 2005 Rwanda banned plastic bags - Associated Press
Slide 30: Israel, Canada, western India, Botswana, Kenya, Tanzania, South Africa, Taiwan, and Singapore have also banned or are moving toward banning the plastic bag - PlanetSave.com February 16, 2008
Slide 31: On March 27th 2007, San Francisco becomes first U.S. city to ban plastic bags - NPR.org (National Public Radio)
Slide 32: Oakland and Boston are considering a ban - The Boston Globe May 20, 2007
Slide 33: Plastic shopping bags are made from polyethylene: a thermoplastic made from oil - CNN.com/technology November 16, 2007
Slide 34: Reducing plastic bags will decrease foreign oil dependency
Slide 35: China will save 37 million barrels of oil each year due to their ban of free plastic bags - CNN.com/Asia January 9, 2008
Slide 36: It is possible...
Wednesday, July 02, 2008
A conversation abt the process of selecting a software bridegroom….
Vidhya: hey! what is the matter you have called up all of a sudden?
Nithya : do u remember that my parents gave my horoscope, to search for a suitable match, to many people? So many horoscopes of the groom has come.. in that 4-5 seems to match.. I don't know which one to select, I am confused because of it.
Vidhya: what is the confusion about?
Nithya: horoscopes of many software engineers have come. It seems now a days, the software guys are wanting to marry girls in the other field. That's I why I don't know whom I must select among this. You are a software engineer na pls give me some suggestion .
vidhya: not a problem at all. So tell me the position that each one holds.
nithya: first is a manager.
vidhya: manager?? Then he will showcast himself that he is busy always. But he will not do anything properly. He will get u 1 kg of rice and ask you to prepare for the whole area say a village. He will get you mutton and ask you to prepare chicken 65. Even if you protest telling you can't make it, he'll not accept. He will tell you to work hard day and night to prepare it. He will also tell he'll provide you with the night cab. Even if you ask how can I prepare chicken 65 out of it by sitting day and night he will not accept.
nithya: ohh..so dangerous he is!! Then I must escape. Next is a test engineer.
vidhya: he is more dangerous than the other person. Whatever you do he will correctly tell only the fault in it. Even if you try to surprise him with 10 variety of food, he will tell the item which does not have salt in it. If you ask him "will you not at least tell that it is good", he will reply back saying it is your duty to make it good so why must I tell that. He is sooo good …
Nithya: then a NO to him also. Next is the performance test engineer.
vidhya: he is another specimen.. even if everything is good, he will ask why did it take this much time. If you take 10 minutes to make a coffee, he will question you asking why you have taken 10 min for a coffee which can be done within 5 min. Even if you say that he is talking about the instant coffee while you have made the filter coffee, he will not accept. The same will be with all the work you do. You must not think about this person if you want to do make up in your life !!!
Nithya: then! you mean to say that we should not marry software guys??
Vidhya: who said like that?? In software there is one more group. They are called the developers group. How much ever you hit them they will bear.
Nithya: then tell about them.
Vidhya: you don't have to do anything. They will do everything themselves. If we sit back and just boost them it is enough. But the problem with them is- they will say "I know it" whatever you ask them.
Even that is ok. They will bear how much ever you hit them but the condition is you must keep saying "you are too good" after hitting them every time.
Nithya: this is superb. Then we must search for this kind of a groom….
Source: Email Forward
Nithya : do u remember that my parents gave my horoscope, to search for a suitable match, to many people? So many horoscopes of the groom has come.. in that 4-5 seems to match.. I don't know which one to select, I am confused because of it.
Vidhya: what is the confusion about?
Nithya: horoscopes of many software engineers have come. It seems now a days, the software guys are wanting to marry girls in the other field. That's I why I don't know whom I must select among this. You are a software engineer na pls give me some suggestion .
vidhya: not a problem at all. So tell me the position that each one holds.
nithya: first is a manager.
vidhya: manager?? Then he will showcast himself that he is busy always. But he will not do anything properly. He will get u 1 kg of rice and ask you to prepare for the whole area say a village. He will get you mutton and ask you to prepare chicken 65. Even if you protest telling you can't make it, he'll not accept. He will tell you to work hard day and night to prepare it. He will also tell he'll provide you with the night cab. Even if you ask how can I prepare chicken 65 out of it by sitting day and night he will not accept.
nithya: ohh..so dangerous he is!! Then I must escape. Next is a test engineer.
vidhya: he is more dangerous than the other person. Whatever you do he will correctly tell only the fault in it. Even if you try to surprise him with 10 variety of food, he will tell the item which does not have salt in it. If you ask him "will you not at least tell that it is good", he will reply back saying it is your duty to make it good so why must I tell that. He is sooo good …
Nithya: then a NO to him also. Next is the performance test engineer.
vidhya: he is another specimen.. even if everything is good, he will ask why did it take this much time. If you take 10 minutes to make a coffee, he will question you asking why you have taken 10 min for a coffee which can be done within 5 min. Even if you say that he is talking about the instant coffee while you have made the filter coffee, he will not accept. The same will be with all the work you do. You must not think about this person if you want to do make up in your life !!!
Nithya: then! you mean to say that we should not marry software guys??
Vidhya: who said like that?? In software there is one more group. They are called the developers group. How much ever you hit them they will bear.
Nithya: then tell about them.
Vidhya: you don't have to do anything. They will do everything themselves. If we sit back and just boost them it is enough. But the problem with them is- they will say "I know it" whatever you ask them.
Even that is ok. They will bear how much ever you hit them but the condition is you must keep saying "you are too good" after hitting them every time.
Nithya: this is superb. Then we must search for this kind of a groom….
Source: Email Forward
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