Funny Video... It was sung by hossan leong
Enjoy!!
Sunday, October 28, 2007
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Malayalam - Ende naadu ethra sundharam
Nostalgiya - Ente Baalyam
From: priyanhere, 12 hours ago
Nostalgic photologue ...
Nostalgic photologue ...
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Friday, October 26, 2007
Monkey Story
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10/-
The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at $10/- and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at $20/- This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.
Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to $25/- and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.
In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell it to him for $50/-
The villagers squeezed up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.
Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!! !
Welcome to the 'Stock' Market!!!!!
The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at $10/- and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at $20/- This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.
Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to $25/- and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.
In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell it to him for $50/-
The villagers squeezed up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.
Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!! !
Welcome to the 'Stock' Market!!!!!
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Great quotes by Great people
Great Quotes
From: priyanhere, 5 minutes ago
Quotes by quotes, mother teresa, swami vivekananda, shakesphere, adolf hitler, alen strike, bonnie blair, edison, tolstoy, licoln, einstein, charles
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Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Moral - Requirement specification
A Man to God
Man:"Give me a bag full of money, a job and a vehicle full of girls"
God replies:"Tataastu magane" {so it be, my son}
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Made him a bus conductor of ladies special bus!
moral: Requirement specification should be CLEAR-CUT
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God replies:"Tataastu magane" {so it be, my son}
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moral: Requirement specification should be CLEAR-CUT
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
How do i register a domain name?
This article was originally a reply to one guyz email. Then thought of publishing it!!
InterNIC (The Internet's Network Information Center) is the body who is handling the registrations of the domain names; not directly, but through registrars. Here you can see the list of accredited registrars. If you are serious about your business or want to run a website for long period, register for at least 5 years. Most of the registrars give discounts for registrations up to 5 years. But when you renew, per year you will be charged the standard fee of about 10USD/year.
I registered the domain freebookzone.com in the year 2005 from yahoo smallbusiness (http://smallbusiness.yahoo.com), I got an offer price of 2 USD / Year. I registered only for 2 years, now its the renewal time and i has to pay 10 USD here onwards.
I bought domains through godaddy.com, smallbusiness.yahoo.com & mitsu.in. They have offers at times. Don't go to the website directly, search in google for cheap domains, you will see theirs ad on sponsored result, go through the ad and you will get nice offers.
Registering domain is hassle free and straightforward. Just search for the name you are looking for in whois database (eg: http://www.whois.net/), if that name is not already registered, you can proceed.
I will take http://www.mitsu.in/ For example,
Search for the domain name you are looking for (eg: mydomainname.com / mydomainname.in)
Fill in the name without TLD in the "Domain Name" box, tick on the TLDs (Top level domain) required. in this case 'com' and 'in'
Click on search, this will show you the availability and price for the domains
That's it... Click 'Add to Cart' and 'Check out'.
After/between the purchase, you will be asked to fill the whois/registrar information. Provide true, but light information.
Internic wants this info to be correct. On their routine check, if they find that to be junk, you will be asked to provide the right details. Provide valid email address at the time of registration.
Right now, mitsu is offering a discount price for 1-year registration.
Look for discount coupons in blogs, you will soon find cheaper registrars. Before providing you credit card information, check to see if that registrar is listed in internic.
Best Of Luck.
InterNIC (The Internet's Network Information Center) is the body who is handling the registrations of the domain names; not directly, but through registrars. Here you can see the list of accredited registrars. If you are serious about your business or want to run a website for long period, register for at least 5 years. Most of the registrars give discounts for registrations up to 5 years. But when you renew, per year you will be charged the standard fee of about 10USD/year.
I registered the domain freebookzone.com in the year 2005 from yahoo smallbusiness (http://smallbusiness.yahoo.com), I got an offer price of 2 USD / Year. I registered only for 2 years, now its the renewal time and i has to pay 10 USD here onwards.
I bought domains through godaddy.com, smallbusiness.yahoo.com & mitsu.in. They have offers at times. Don't go to the website directly, search in google for cheap domains, you will see theirs ad on sponsored result, go through the ad and you will get nice offers.
Registering domain is hassle free and straightforward. Just search for the name you are looking for in whois database (eg: http://www.whois.net/), if that name is not already registered, you can proceed.
I will take http://www.mitsu.in/ For example,
Search for the domain name you are looking for (eg: mydomainname.com / mydomainname.in)
Fill in the name without TLD in the "Domain Name" box, tick on the TLDs (Top level domain) required. in this case 'com' and 'in'
Click on search, this will show you the availability and price for the domains
That's it... Click 'Add to Cart' and 'Check out'.
After/between the purchase, you will be asked to fill the whois/registrar information. Provide true, but light information.
Internic wants this info to be correct. On their routine check, if they find that to be junk, you will be asked to provide the right details. Provide valid email address at the time of registration.
Right now, mitsu is offering a discount price for 1-year registration.
Look for discount coupons in blogs, you will soon find cheaper registrars. Before providing you credit card information, check to see if that registrar is listed in internic.
Best Of Luck.
Newtons last law
don knw hw many law Newton hve made yet...bt
The last one is here:
"The last drop of urine dosen't obey d law of gravity unles u shke it...." (sorry if u found adlt contents in dis topics....bt its true
)Second last law...
If u run around a tree at the speed of light, u can kick ur own ass...
Monday, October 22, 2007
Appraisal story
There was a contest in SATYAM to write a fictional story for 500 words max
which would start with the line"On a dark and foggy night, a small figure
lay huddled on the railway tracks leading to the Chennai station"
This is what a guy wrote for the contest........ and surprisingly, it was
adjudged the best short story :)
On a dark and foggy night, a small figure lay huddled on the railway tracks
leading to the Chennai station. At once I was held back to see someone in
that position during midnight with no one around. With curiosity taking the
front seat, I went near the body and tried to investigate it. There was
blood all over the body which was lying face down. It seemed that a
ruthless blow by the last train could have caused the end of this body
which seemed to be that of a guy of around my age. Amidst the gory blood
flow, I could see a folded white envelope which was fluttering in the
midnight wind. Carefully I took the blood stained envelope and was
surprisedto see the phrase"appraisal letter" on it. With curiosity rising
every moment, I wasted no time in opening the envelope to see if I can find
some details about the dead guy. The tag around the body's neck and the
jazzy appraisal cover gave me the hint that he might be a software
engineer. I opened the envelope to find a shining paper on which the
appraisal details where typed in flying colors. Thunders broke into my ears
and lightening struck my heart when I saw the appraisal amount of the dead
guy!!!!! My God, it was not even, as much as the cost of the letter on
which the appraisal details were printed.... My heart poured out for the
guy and huge calls were heard inside my mind saying "no wonder, this guy
died such a miserable death"... As a fellow worker in the same industry, I
thought I should mourn for him for the sake of respect and stood there with
a heavy heart thinking of the shock that he would have experienced when his
manager had placed the appraisal letter in his hand. I am sure his heart
would have stopped and eyes would have gone blank for few seconds looking
at the near to nothing increment in his salary.
While I mourned for him, for a second my hands froze to see the employee's
name in the appraisal letter... hey, what a strange co-incidence, this
guy's name is same as mine, including the initials. This was interesting.
With some mental strength, I turned the body upside down and found myself
fainted for a second. The guy not only had my name, but also looked exactly
like me. Same looks, same built, same name.... it was me who was dead
there!!!!!!!! While I was lost in that shock, I felt someone patting on my
shoulders. My heart stopped completely, I could not breathe and sprung in
fear to see who was behind......... splash!!! Went the glassof water on my
laptop screen as I came out of my wild dream to see my manager standing
behind my chair patting on my shoulder saying, "wake up man? Come to
meeting room number two. I have your appraisal letter ready".
which would start with the line"On a dark and foggy night, a small figure
lay huddled on the railway tracks leading to the Chennai station"
This is what a guy wrote for the contest........ and surprisingly, it was
adjudged the best short story :)
On a dark and foggy night, a small figure lay huddled on the railway tracks
leading to the Chennai station. At once I was held back to see someone in
that position during midnight with no one around. With curiosity taking the
front seat, I went near the body and tried to investigate it. There was
blood all over the body which was lying face down. It seemed that a
ruthless blow by the last train could have caused the end of this body
which seemed to be that of a guy of around my age. Amidst the gory blood
flow, I could see a folded white envelope which was fluttering in the
midnight wind. Carefully I took the blood stained envelope and was
surprisedto see the phrase"appraisal letter" on it. With curiosity rising
every moment, I wasted no time in opening the envelope to see if I can find
some details about the dead guy. The tag around the body's neck and the
jazzy appraisal cover gave me the hint that he might be a software
engineer. I opened the envelope to find a shining paper on which the
appraisal details where typed in flying colors. Thunders broke into my ears
and lightening struck my heart when I saw the appraisal amount of the dead
guy!!!!! My God, it was not even, as much as the cost of the letter on
which the appraisal details were printed.... My heart poured out for the
guy and huge calls were heard inside my mind saying "no wonder, this guy
died such a miserable death"... As a fellow worker in the same industry, I
thought I should mourn for him for the sake of respect and stood there with
a heavy heart thinking of the shock that he would have experienced when his
manager had placed the appraisal letter in his hand. I am sure his heart
would have stopped and eyes would have gone blank for few seconds looking
at the near to nothing increment in his salary.
While I mourned for him, for a second my hands froze to see the employee's
name in the appraisal letter... hey, what a strange co-incidence, this
guy's name is same as mine, including the initials. This was interesting.
With some mental strength, I turned the body upside down and found myself
fainted for a second. The guy not only had my name, but also looked exactly
like me. Same looks, same built, same name.... it was me who was dead
there!!!!!!!! While I was lost in that shock, I felt someone patting on my
shoulders. My heart stopped completely, I could not breathe and sprung in
fear to see who was behind......... splash!!! Went the glassof water on my
laptop screen as I came out of my wild dream to see my manager standing
behind my chair patting on my shoulder saying, "wake up man? Come to
meeting room number two. I have your appraisal letter ready".
Friday, October 19, 2007
Thursday, October 18, 2007
ever tried fitting a 3.5 meter long car into a 2.5 meter gap
...why do they make fun of women drivers??????
ever tried fitting a 3.5 meter long car into a 2.5 meter gap in a parking lot?
neither did it.. but she did.. :D
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
You Might be a Malayali
If you can fit four passengers in the front seat of an Ambassador taxi, while in the back there are eight passengers and two children with their heads stuck out of the window, chances are, you are a Mallu going to attend your cousin's wedding.
If you can run, ride a 100 cc motorbike without wearing a helmet, and play football , all while wearing a lungi tied halfmast, Malayali status!
If you have more than 5 relatives working in Dufaiii, Big Time Malayali..
If you have the words "Chinchu Mol + Jinchu Mol" written on the rear window of your Omni car, Yes, You ARE a Malaayli.
If you refer to your husband as kettiyon; ithiyan, pillerude appan, guess what? You're a Central Travancore Syrian Christian Malayali.
If you have a Tamilian parked in front of your house every Sunday, ironing your clothes , chances are a you are a Middle Class Malayali.
If you have more than three employee trade unions at your place of work then ask no further, you are indeed a Malayali.
If you have at least two relatives working in the US in the health
industry(Nursing!!!) , Yes! Syrian Christian Malayali!
If you religiously buy a lottery ticket every week, then You're in the Malayali Zone!
If you saw a known person on the road and ask him where are you going?
Instead of say Good morning or good afternoon and he replay "just up to here"
Surly both persons are Travancore Malayalis
If you describe a woman as "charrakku/ Commodity " Yep! Malayali.!
If you constantly refer to banana as "benana" or pizza as "pissa"
you're a Malayali..
If you use coconut oil instead of refined vegetable oil and can't figure out why people in your family have congenital heart problems, you might be a Malayali.
If you are going out to see a movie at the local theater with your wifey wearing all the gold jewellery gifted to her by her parents, you are a newly married Malayali..
If you and your wife and three children dress up in your Sunday best and go out to have Malabar biriyani at Kayikka's on a 100 cc Bajaj mobike, you an upwardly mobile Malayali from Cochin .
If your idea of haute cuisine is kappa and meen curry, then, yes, you are a Malayali..
If you have beef puttu for breakfast, beef olathu for lunch, and beef curry with "borotta" for dinner, yeah, definitely Malalyali.
If your name Wilson , and your wife's name is Baby, and you name your daughter Wilby, have no doubts at all , you are a standard Malayali.
If most of the houses on your block are painted puke yellow, fluorescent green, and bright pink, definitely Malappuram Malayali.
If you tie a towel around your head and burst into a raucous rendition of the song "Kuttanaden Punjayile" after having three glasses of toddy, then you are a hardcore Malayali.
If you call appetizers served with alcoholic beverages as "touchings" then you are one helluva Malayali.
If you're sick and your wifey rubs "Bicks" into your nostrils and gives you "kurumulaku rasam" with chakkara, (grandma's recipe) to help relieve your symptoms, Damn!! You're Malayali.
IF YOU DON'T NEED ANY EXPLANATIONS FOR ANY OF THE ABOVE, YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE REAL McCOY, A BLUE BLOOD MALAYALI. LAAL SALAAM.
All meant in fun, don't get all "SIMBLY AGITATED" and pass it on so another Malayali can laff too.
Ennu Swandam mattoru Kolayali
Sunday, October 14, 2007
History Of Mercedes Benz
History Of Mercedes Benz
From: praveen, 4 months ago
a brief on History Of Mercedes Benz
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Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
Sunday, October 07, 2007
Saturday, October 06, 2007
Dont miss this beautiful presentation
Lessons From Chakde India
From: priyanhere, 6 minutes ago
Review and Thoughts by Infy founder Narayana Murthy about the movie chakde india
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Wednesday, October 03, 2007
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