Bruce Lee is a malayalee

Do you know:

  

  

Bruce Lee is actually a Malayalee, but he left Kerala, the land of Maave Lee because he didn't have Jo lee or Koo Lee.

  

  

He was not happy to be a Thozhila Lee or Vazhakkaa Lee and decided that he wants to become a Muthala Lee by being a

Poraa Lee. Actually, he invented his most popular film titles from the Malayalam word Vyaa lee (Dragon).

  

  

His favorite goddess was Ka Lee and he enjoyed Adipo Lee a lot.

  

  

What is Bruce Lee's favorite weapon? ----- Kodaa Lee

  

  

According to Bruce Lee, which is the Venomous snake? ----- Ana Lee

  

  

According to Bruce Lee, which is the non-Venomous snake? -----Neerko Lee

  

  

Place where Bruce Lee stays when he is in Kerala ----- Adima Lee

  

  

Bruce Lee's Favourite Malayalam Channel ----- Kaira Lee

  

  

Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable? ----- Thakkaa Lee

  

  

What sound does Bruce Lee make when some one hits him? ----- Nilavi Lee

  

  

What is Bruce Lee's pet ----- Chunde Lee

  

  

What kind of water does Bruce Lee prefer with his lunch? ----- Karingaa Lee

  

  

What is Bruce Lee's nick name? ----- Neeraa Lee

  

  

What disease is Bruce Lee most afraid of? ----- Chuzha Lee

  

  

What dress Bruce lee wears when he is IN Kerala? ---- Kai Lee(Lungi)

      While in kerala he likes to be known ----- Malaya Lee

Some of the ultimates.....

In Harihar Nagar

mukesh:aa ammaye kandaal nammude marichu poya ammoommede 'chaya' undennu parayanm
jagadeesh:athinu avaru chayem kaachikkondu vannal alle pattoo.....

 

Thalavattom

jagathy to lal: nee enne nashippiche adangathullu alledaaa...

 

PattanaPravesham:

ML to cop..:marichayalude oru full size photo venam...
sri:ennaal koonayalude oru phote koode ayikkotte.

Lal: eda manda athu theliyikkanalle nammal vannthu...
sriniyude oru valicha chiri....

 

Vellanakalude Naadu:

PAPPU: 4 meter veedhi 10 meter neelam. Immaayiri oru saadhanaanu njammalu pandu PWDilu ottikkondirunnathu. Ningalariyille njammade THAAMARASSERI CHORAM... Ha.. Njammade Thaamarasseri Choramnnu...Orikkalaa Choramerangumbo ithinte brake angadu poyi... Apparom Ipparom bhayangaramaaya kuyi alle kuyi... Kadukumani vyathyaasathilu steering onnangado ingado thirinjaal mathi njammalum enginum thavidu podi.. Vittilla... Padachooneeee Njammale Kaatholiiii Ennotta biliyaanu... Engine angane paraparakkuvalle??? Njammale aeroplane maathiri.. Thamarasseri thottu Koyikkodu vare 50 km annithu 5 minute kondethiyeenu... DHIMM... Orottakkuthaanu aalmarathilu...Maram appathanne marinju veenu... Pakshe enthe??? Engine avide ninnu... Appol thanne PWD engineeru njammale bilichu oru award thannu... Ennittu parayua... "Pahayaa... Nee Sulaimaanalla... Hanumaanaanennu...

 

film : MAZHA PEYUNNU MADDALAM KOTTUNNU

pappu as komakkurup: edo vakkelle .. thaan thante aniyane kando uvvo nge.. ngee.. uvvo.. ngee??
vakkeel(raju): kandu... kanditta ingotte verunnath
pappu: ngeeeeeyyyyyy... kanditeeeee....... ennittee..... ngee ngee... orotta adi... thannal ondallo.... nge..

Vandanam
Mukesh: Charakku kollaam ketta aliya...
Lal: Yevane kondu...
Mukesh: Adaa avalu roomilekku keri... Kathakadachu...Light ittu... Bag kattililekku ittu... Pinneedavalllll....
Lal: Pinenedavalu???
Mukesh: Pinneedavallll....
Lal: Pinneedavalu??? Mathi...Ini njaan nokkaam...
(Lal closes the shade)
Mukesh: Onnum kaanilladey...
(Lal takes the binocular and sees...By then the heroine closes the curtains)
Mukesh: Samaadhaanamaayallu...
Lal: Nee enthonnu kandathu???
Mukesh: kandu...
Lal: Enthonnu???
Mukesh: Full Neaked...
Lal: Podey.. First day thanne full neaked onnum kaanaanpattoola...
Mukesh: Kandu... Satyam...
Lal: Thanne??? Thanne???

Hey guys do read it... This is an article that should be sent to anyone important in your life!

CANCER UPDATE FROM JOHN HOPKINS

HOSPITAL , U S - PLEASE READ

Please circulate to all you know Cancer update -- John Hopkins --
Cancer
News from John Hopkins:
1. No plastic containers in micro.
2. No water bottles in freezer.
3. No plastic wrap in microwave.
Johns Hopkins has recently sent this out in its newsletters. This
information
is being circulated at Walter Reed Army Medical Center as well.

Dioxin chemicals causes cancer, especially breast cancer. Dioxins are
highly
poisonous to the cells of our bodies. Don't freeze your plastic bottles
with
water in them as this releases dioxins from the plastic. Recently, Dr.
Edward
Fujimoto, Wellness Program Manager at Castle Hospital, was on a TV
program to
explain this health hazard. He talked about dioxins and how bad they
are for
us. He said that we should not be heating our food in the microwave
using
plastic containers. This especially applies to foods that contain fat.
He
said that the combination of fat, high heat, and plastics releases
dioxin
into the food and ultimately into the cells of the body. Instead, he
recommends using glass, such as Corning Ware, Pyrex or ceramic
containers for
heating food. You get the same results, only without the dioxin. So
such
things as TV dinners, instant ramen and soups, etc., should be removed
from
the container and heated in something else. Paper isn't bad but you
don't
know what is in the paper. It's just safer to use tempered glass,
Corning
Ware, etc. He reminded us that a while ago some of the fast food
restaurants
moved away from the foam containers to paper. The dioxin problem is one
of
the reasons.

Also, he pointed out that plastic wrap, such as Saran, is just as
dangerous
when placed over foods to be cooked in the microwave. As the food is
nuked,
the high heat causes poisonous toxins to actually melt out of the
plastic
wrap and drip into the food.

Cover food with a paper towel instead.

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Nice One

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.

His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell
his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."

Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.

He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Bobby's mother asked
him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.

Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.

Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last
year. "Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved
this year.

Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for
your birthday." Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat
down to write God a letter.

Letter 1

Dear God,

I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my
birthday. I want a red one.

Your friend,

Bobby

Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this
year, so he tore up the letter and started over.

Letter 2

Dear God,

This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I
would like a red bike for my birthday.

Thank you.

Your friend Bobby

Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and
started again.

Letter 3

Dear God,

I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would really like a bike
for my birthday.

Bobby

Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby
wrote a fourth letter.

Letter 4

God,

I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be
a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please!

Thank you,

Bobby

Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.

Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he
wanted to go to church. Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as

Bobby looked very sad.

"Just be home in time for dinner," Bobby's mother told him.

Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Bobby
went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if
anyone was there. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary.
He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down
the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to
his room and s at down with a piece of paper and a pen. Bobby began to
write his letter t o God.

Letter 5

God,

I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN,

SEND THE BIKE! !!!!!!!!!

Men's Logic...

A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.
The Problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor... The child Should be in my custody. "

The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"

The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out... Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"

Dress code for 14th Feb

Ø          Blue- I'm free
Ø           Green- I'm waiting
Ø          Orange- going to propose
Ø           Pink- accepted just now!!!
Ø           Black- proposal rejected
Ø           White- already booked
Ø          Yellow- broke up!!!
Ø           Gray- not interested…

 

Ø          Red- leave me

Joke-won an award for the best joke in Britain - One way to quit drinking

This particular joke won an award for the best joke competition
organized in Britain

Banta Singh walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of beer
and
sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in
turn.

When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more.
The
bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the
glass;
it would taste better if you buy one at a time."

Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
Dubai,
the other in Canada and I'm here in London.

When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember
the
days when we drank together.

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there.

Banta Singh became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
He
order 3-Beers and drinks them in turn.

One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the other regulars
notice
and fall silent.

When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,"
I
don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere
condolences on your great loss. "

Banta Singh looked confused for a moment, then he laughs .... "Oh, no,"
he, said, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive" .

" The only thing is

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I just quit drinking"!!!

How much do u know?

A guy was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that Flights
go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and
said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"

Hmmmm... "How about nuclear power?" said the guy.

"OK". She said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask
you a question first. A Horse, a Cow, and a Deer all eat grass, the
same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out
a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you
suppose that is?"

The guy thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

The girl replied...  "Do you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power
when you don't know shit?"

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IMfied - Instant Productivity

IMified, is a service for operating websites (like Basecamp, Google Calendar, Salesforce, Blogger, RemembertheMilk, Backpack, 30Boxes, Wordpress, MovableType and TypePad) from your IM client. To start, you just add the user "IMified" to your IM client. Google Talk, Yahoo, AIM and MSN are all supported.

 

Once you've added IMified, you send a chat message to your new buddy (imified) to see the main menu. This lets you add "to dos", set reminders and leave notes. The IM service also provides you with a URL to visit if you want to view all your to-dos in one place, add your account details for the various web services (like your blog) and change the shortcut commands. All in all, it's a handy little service that makes it super easy to post blog entries, create calendar events and list your to-dos without visiting any sites: neat idea.

 

WHY SHOULD I USE IT?
Because you shouldn't have to launch your browser to add a new appointment to your Google calendar, or complete a todo in your backpack account. Imified is always open, sitting right there in your favorite IM client ready to help. If you have an IM client running on your mobile phone, you've got instant access to your applications wherever and whenever.

 

Cool huh?

Here's a transcript of what I tried from my Y! Messenger and got:

 

ME: hi
imified:
Your imified account has been created!

 

*** Main Menu ****
1 - IMified Notes
2 - IMified Reminders
3 - IMified Todos
4 - My Account

 

type 'M' at any time to return to this menu
Forum: http://forum.imified.com | Blog: http://blog.imified.com

 

ME: 2
imified:
*** IMified Reminders ***
1 - Add
2 - View

 

type 'M' for the main menu

 

ME: 1
imified:
What should I remind you about?

 

ME: My friend's b'day
imified:
When should I remind you?
(ex. '5/21/07 10am' or 'at 3:30pm' or 'in 15 min')

 

ME: 2/8/07 10am
imified:
Reminder has been set, we'll notify you 02/13/2007 at 10:00 AM!
imified:
*** IMified Reminders ***
1 - Add
2 - View

 

type 'M' for the main menu

 

ME: 2
imified:
Here are your reminders:
1. 02/08 10:00 AM - My friend's b'day

 

To delete a reminder select the number from the list above or type 'ALL' to clear all reminders

 

type 'B' to return to the IMified Reminders menu, type 'M' to return to the main menu

Test for Dementia

Below are four ( 4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to
answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them
immediately.

Let's find out just how clever you really are....

Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
position are you in?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his
place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
(scroll down)

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are
wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?

Scroll down for answer.....

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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
....Maybe.

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?

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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!

It's getting cooler!!!!!

the all new Yahoo messenger for Windows Vista..

 

 

http://messenger.yahoo.com/windowsvista.php

 

check out the video

Interview questions(very tough but useful)

1.Babuvetan chaayakkada nadathikondirikkukayayirunnu..Athinte laabham vechu babuvetan oru CAR vaangi..pakshe aa CAR enganeyo nashtapetu..athinu shesham babuvetan peru mati.. enthanu aa peru?
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carlose..hehehehheh
 
 
2.Ottamalsarathil oral finishing line kazhinjittum odiyal ayale enthu vilikuum????????

Ans: Extraordinary (Extra oodi nari)
 
 
3.Apparavum ipparavum irunnu Bhakshanam kazhikkunavare enthu vilikkum????


Appropriate
 
 
4.A cow standing on the road keeps shouting 'F'... 'F'...

Why???
*
Because F=ma (Newton's Second Law :) )
 
 
5.WATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RADIO AND AHANGAARAM?

Radio paadum ……………..

Ahangaaram paadilla………………….

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Become M&M

Lately, i also became m&m. Create yours here and dont forget to add it to the flickr group.

Crazy guy

One night a guy dropped his girlfriend at her home. As they were about
to wish each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started
feeling a little in the mood. With an air of confidence, he leaned
with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her "Honey,
would you give me a kiss?"

Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at her.

"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"

"Oh come on!

There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!".

"No way, it's just too risky!"

"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?".

"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!".

"Oh yes you can. Please?"

"No, no. I just can't" "I'm begging you ... "

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and the girl's
elder sister showed up in her pajamas, hair dishevelled, and in a
sleepy voice she said,

"Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or

I can do it. Or if need be, mom says she can come down

herself and do it, but for God's sake and all of ours....

TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL!!"

How fast are U?

SO HOW FAST CAN U ANSWER MY QUESTIONS LET'S C, PLS BE HONEST AND FAIR WHILE ANSWERING THE QUESTIONS. THERE ARE TWELVE QUESTIONS AND U GET JUST 10 SEC. TO ANSWER 1 QUESTION.

SO QUESTIONS  ARE HERE AND UR TIME STARTS NOW :--

1 -- what did one wall say to another ??

2 -- can february march ??

3 -- why is river very rich ??

4 -- a butcher is 6 feet tall and wears shoes of size 9. wat does he weigh ??

5 -- is it  possible to drop an egg on a concrete floor without breaking it??

6 -- what word is made shorter by lengthening it ??

7 -- what ends everything ??

8 -- a man went into the room and found a fire place with logs of woods, lamp candle and a match box. what does he light to save himself from freezing??

9 -- how many sides does a circle have ??

10 - how many sandwiches can you eat on an empty stomach ??

11 - a farmer had 20 sheep all but 9 died, how many are left ??

12 - on which side of cup is it's handle ??

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.Answers::::::::::::

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NOW MATCH UR ANSWERS :

1- i'll meet u at the corner.

2- no, april may.

3- 'coz it has two banks.

4- meat, ofcourse

5- no, it's not easy to break a concrete floor.

6- short

7- "g"

8-  of course, match-box

9- two--inside and outside

10- one, the stomach is not empty after the first one.

11- "9"

12- outside.

hope enjoyed the test.

Challis (Malayalam)

Problem: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2
cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have
anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?

Solution: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat
will become LIGHTER; using this LIGHTER you can light the other
cigarette another deadly answer. scroll down a little

Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win
Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down

Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarrette jalayee!!

How a Kiss really works!

In order to form
a more perfect kiss,
enable the mighty hug to promote
to whom we please
but one kiss.

 

Article 1:

Statement of Love:
The Kiss

 

1.
Kiss on the hand
I adore you

2.
Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends

3.
Kiss on the neck
I want you

4.
Kiss on the lips
I love you

5.
Kiss on the ears
I am just playing

6.
Kiss anywhere else
lets not get carried away

7.
Look in your eyes
kiss me

8.
Playing with your hair
I can't live without you

 

9.
Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go

Article 2:
The Three Steps

1.
Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.

2.
Guys
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.

3.
Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare .



Article 3:
The Commandments

1.
Thou shall not squeeze
too hard.

2.
Thou shall not ask for a kiss,
but take one.

3.
Thou shall kiss
at every opportunity .

Here are a few reasons
why guys like girls:

1.
They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo

2.
The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder

3.
How cute they look when they sleep

4.
The ease in which they fit into our arms

5.
The way they kiss you and
all of a sudden everything
is right in the world

6.
How cute they are when they eat

7.
The way they take hours
to get dressed
but in the end
it makes it all worth while

8.
Because they are always
warm even when its minus 30 outside

9.
The way they look good
no matter what they wear

10.
The way they fish for compliments
even though you both know that you
think she's the most
beautiful thing on this earth

11.
How cute they are when they argue

12.
The way her hand always finds yours

13.
The way they smile

14.
The way you feel
when you see their name
on the call ID
after you just had a big fight

15.
The way she says
"lets not fight anymore"
even though you know that
an hour later....

16.
The way they kiss when
you do something nice for them

17.
The way they kiss you
when you say
"I love you"

18.
Actually ...
just the way they kiss you...

19.
The way they fall into your arms
when they cry

20.
Then the way they apologize
for crying over something that silly

21.
The way they hit you
and expect it to hurt

22.
Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt.
(even though we don't admit it)!

23.
The way they say
"I miss you"

24.
The way you miss them

25.
The way their tears
make you want to
change the world
so that it
doesn't hurt her anymore.....
Yet regardless
if you love them,
hate them,
wish they would die
or
know that you would die
without them ...
it matters not.
Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to
the depths of their souls
and
you say a million things
without trace of a sound,
you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed
within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt

Foot step. Whos with You!

One day a man was having a conversation with God when his whole life flashed before his eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time. He saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult periods of his life there were only one set of footprints. He asked God "You said you will be with me throughout this journey, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of my life??" to which God answered "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you...you see only one set of footprints because during those difficult times in your life, I was carrying you in my hands"

Another day I was having a similar conversation with my Project Manager (PM) when my whole project flashed before my eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time. I saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult times in the project there were only one set of footprints. I asked my PM "You said you will be with me throughout the project, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of the project??" to which the PM answered "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you...you see only one set of footprints because during those difficult times, I was sitting on your head!!"

DANDRUFF TREATMENT

Dandruff is an itchy, annoying and persistent skin disorder of the
scalp. A dark shirt and dandruff just simply don't go together! There
is nothing more embarrassing than to have someone brush white flakes
off your new black sweater or denim jacket .Dandruff can happen at any
age but is most commonly found in people between the ages of 12 and
80. (A form of dandruff known as cradle cap occurs in newborns and
infants). Dandruff can affect many different people in every age
group. There is still controversy over whether dandruff is caused by
fungus or by excessive sebum production of the scalp. Dandruff can
manifest as either very dry and flaky scalp or very oily scalp with
flakes. There are many different retail shampoos that are designed to
combat dandruff today. Whatever type of solution you select, take your
time and understand that every treatment works differently for every
situation

Home Treatment for dandruff
>>Heat coconut oil with 100 gms.of neem powder and apply to your hair
once a week.

>>Mix soap nut with water and apply once a week.

>>Mix Kapoor with coconut oil and apply.
>> 1 teaspoon soybean oil ,2 teaspoons castor oil , Combine
ingredients then warm on low heat. Massage mixture into the scalp and
hair. Wrap hair in a hot towel for 15 minutes. Shampoo & rinse out.
>>A mixture of 2 tbsp of curd and a few drops of honey is rubbed on
the scalp half hour before bath and then the hair is washed.

>>Onion juice is massaged on the scalp half hour before bath and then
the hair is washed.

>>aloe vera dandruff cure - with aloe vera gel . About 10-15 minutes
before you wash your hair, rub a lot of aloe vera gel into your scalp.
leave it on for 10 minutes, and shampoo your hair like you regulary
do. if you do this everyday the dandruff will stay away.
>>Using lime juice to wash hair.
>>Soak 2 tablespoons fenugreek seeds in water overnight. In the
morning grind into a fine paste. Apply all over scalp and leave for ½
an hour. Wash with mild shampoo.
>>Ingredients: Olive oil and almond oil
Instructions: Mix the olive oil with the almond oil. Leave it on about
5 min.s after it starts to burn. Rinse well to clear dandruff.
>>Massage your hair with warm coconut oil and apply the juice of 2
lemons, steam your hair and leave the oil on for about 2 hours.
Shampoo with a mild shampoo. Repeat 2-3 times a week.
>>Boil a handful of neem leaves in 4 teacups of water. After cooling
and filtering, use for rinsing hair.
>>Boil 7 heaping tablespoons dried thyme in 2 cups water for 10
minutes. Strain and cool. Pour 1/2 mixture over clean, damp hair.
Massage into scalp, do not rinse. Use the rest of the solution another
day.

Two Eyes..!!!

Do you know the relationship between two eyes..?

They blink together,

They move together,

They cry together,

They see things together and

They sleep together BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER...

That's what friendship is

But when a beautiful girl comes in front, one eye goes blink and the
other remains open........................................

Moral of the story:

Girls can break even the best of friendships

The Ceiling Fan

Rabri Devi died and went to heaven. As she stood in front
of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall
of clocks behind him.She asked, "What are all those clocks?
" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on
your clock will move." "Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is
that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved
indicating that she never told a lie." "Whose clock is
that?" "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.The hands have only
moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in
his entire life." Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"
"Laloo"s clock is in my office",replied St.Peter, "I'm
using it as a ceiling fan."